Bootie Call Blocker – A New Dating Technology
April 27th, 2005 by Holly BentzHave you ever experienced a morning after where you wished that you never drank and dialed?
With the dawn of today’s technology, I woke up wondering why no one has invented a product called the “Bootie Call Blocker.�
Marketing niche: All the cell phone companies could add the software to the mobile phones of all single people. Bootie Call Blocker could be touted as the technologically advanced abstinence tool.
(George Bush may even find a good reason to endorse the product).
Product brand identity: The Bootie Call Blocker could go by the acronym of BCB.
Programming: BCB would be programmed to thwart any calls made after 1:00 AM. BCB could be used for the end-user and the recipient. Let’s say you want Billy Bob to stop making those bootie calls to you every Thursday night, BCB would block any of his calls. It would also be programmed to display how many call attempts you made while under the influence. BCB would be programmed with an only lady’s voice:
“At the customer’s request, your Bootie Call has been blocked. Please try your call later after the alcohol has worn-off.
Target Audience:
But let’s say for a moment, you’re ambivalent about those bootie calls or that you even live for them….Bootie Call Blocker could be used to block other unwanted calls from:
If anyone is interested in pursuing this invention be sure to contact me.
Holly Bentz wrote this on April 27th, 2005 and filed it under Clubbing, Hitting the Sauce, Local Scenes, Morning After Stories, Single Life |
