“It is my opinion that the last time anyone enjoyed the 69 position was in 1969″ -Carrie, Sex and the City (Season 6)

Ok I had to start this off with that little tribute I haven’t written in so long but this topic was too good not to comment on. It really is a very intimate thing, getting that close to the, ‘core’ if you will. 1/2 the time I do this with a boy I am dating I loose interest pretty darn quickly, hygiene and I…yea were pretty anal…no pun intended But seriously…I consider myself pretty damn good at giving the ‘ol downstairs a run for it’s money but when I’m in the mix as well I find the whole thing…well a little distracting to say the least.
That, my fellow single friends, may as well be a deal breaker. If you’re going to do it, it should be well…with no hairy distractions
-B

Becky Hawk wrote this on February 7th, 2008 and filed it under Dating, Single Life, after hours |