You’ve probably read about all the ways to attract the opposite sex and have the potential to get a second date. Maybe you don’t want a second date after finding out the first date didn’t go so well. Maybe you are too chicken to be honest and say you don’t want to see your date again.

Here are some ways to make sure you don’t get a second date. Of course, humor (if not rudeness) is involved in these suggestions and you may not want to use them. But, it never hurts to have a plan!

1. Snort loudly when you laugh and repetitively

2. Talk on your cell phone the entire time

3. Go to the bathroom and don’t come back

4. Ask the waiter/waitress for their number as you are ordering your meal

5. Let your alter egos come out - all six of them

6. Ask your date for a loan - a big one!

7. Don’t talk - just stare

8. Go in detail about a Disney movie you saw and cry hysterically

9. Tell them you just finished doing time for a felony

10. Ask if you can put them on your personal “do not call” list

Kathy wrote this on May 27th, 2008 and filed it under Dating |