Traditionally the day before the wedding the men like to go bar hopping to celebrate the grooms last day of freedom. This real story that you are about to read turned out not a celebration, but a disaster.
The day before the wedding a few guy friends decided to go out to the bar. They played pool, and had some drinks. Then the drama starts. The groom has a few to many, and starts getting loud mouth at the bar. Then two women showed up that were lesbians. The groom gets full of himself, and starts thinking that he is God’s gift to women. He proceeded to approach the two women, and began flirting, and breaking all the codes of being true to the women that he is about to marry.
The two women were very flattered with his approach, but they made it clear that they were lesbians and that the groom could not ever offer anything that they would want. The two women heard the toast that the friend’s of the groom were making, and the girls reminded the groom that he should be having fun instead of making passes out them.
So the day of the wedding the groom ...